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Just so you all fully understand Florida weather:

  • 7:

    00 AM: Hot as balls

  • 8:

    00 AM: Hot as balls

  • 9:

    00 AM: Hot as balls

  • 10:

    00 AM: HOT AS MOTHERFUCKING BALLS

  • 11:

    00 AM: my flesh is melting off of my body

  • 12:

    00 PM: my organs are sweating

  • 1:

    00 PM: *casually burst into flames and disintegrate*

  • 2:

    00 PM: Rain

  • 3:

    00 PM: *waiting for Noah's Arc to save me from this sudden flood*

  • 4:

    00 PM: raining and is still hot as balls

  • Now repeat.

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